A Cow's Guide to Life

I found a book in my apartment called "Laughing Stock: A Cow's Guide to Life." I was bored tonight so I picked it up and started reading it. It's all little sayings that supposedly apply to cows. Here are a few that stuck out to me:

• The only way between a rock and a hard place is through it.
• To a cow, every day is just an udder day.
• If you never climb a hill, you will never know it is different from a plain.
• To err is human; therefore, cows can do no wrong.
• What's a metaphor? A place for cows to graze in.
• One man's sacred cow is another man's Big Mac.
• When the herd turns on you and you're forced to fun for it, try to look like you're leading the charge!
• Life is like a cow pasture: it's very hard to get through without stepping in some muck.
• If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs, you obviously don't understand the situation. 
• Being stubborn is the only way to stand out in a herd.
• To know the total of a herd, count the hooves and divide by four.
• Every tail has an end.
• You can cover it with sugar and bake it in the oven, but a cowpie is still manure.

Okay, so this list may be more than a few, but they are the ones that made me smile. Hope you enjoyed it!